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Go on a journey of Self discovery
...Do you have something else... something more important you are doing...
Eros was bored one day... long, long ago, and Netflix didn't exist yet, so he went to go look for something to do.
He found some of the other Gods discussing the issue of humanity.
The humans were just about ready for release on Earth, but the issue was where to hide their Soul's essence, their ultimate truth. Because should they find it, they would become as powerful as the Gods and that just didn't sit well with them. They also couldn't release the humans without this essence because then they wouldn't meet the launch criteria.
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Hades suggested that it be hidden in the furthest regions of outer space and the other Gods thought it was a rather good idea. Eros however brought up the fact that humans were made quite resourceful and should therefore one day, be capable of reaching the furthest regions of outer space via some space craft they construct.
Poseidon proposed that it be kept in the deepest, darkest spot in the ocean.
Demeter wanted to hide it in the Earth itself, and Hephaestus insisted that fire would be the safest place for it.
All of which Eros rejected.
the Gods, starting to feel just a little exasperated by Eros all turned to him and suggested that since he knew the humans so well, he should stop criticizing their suggestions and make some of his own.
Eros smiled and said "the best place to hide it is in the last place Thye'd ever care to look for it"
The Gods urged him to share the location of this place with them already before they start running behind schedule on the release date of humanity and Zeus would be pissed.
Eros looked at the Gods triumphantly and replied simply "inside themselves."